Dead Bedroom Rescue
For couples who used to be on fire and have not had real sex in months. Done together, six weeks.
The transformation
Before: Roommates. Polite distance. The TV instead of each other.
After: Eye contact again. The actual willingness to reach across the bed. A practice you keep doing.
Who this is for
- Long-term couples (3+ years) with frequency dropped to <1×/month
- Couples where one wants more, one wants less, both feel stuck
- Couples with no infidelity or ongoing crisis — just drift
- Both partners willing to put 30 min/week into this
Who this is NOT for
- Couples in active affair recovery — please do affair-recovery work first
- Couples where one partner is unwilling — both need to opt in
- Relationships with active emotional or physical abuse — please contact a domestic-violence resource first
Curriculum
Week 1
- What killed the bedroom (the honest map)
- The yes/no/maybe conversation
- First touch — non-sexual, eye contact only
Week 2
- Sensate focus, tantric version
- How to ask for what you want without making it about lack
- Date night protocol
Week 3
- Bringing the breath in
- Yab-yum and held positions
- Live cohort call #1
Week 4
- Re-introducing penetration without expectation
- Working with desire discrepancy
- Live cohort call #2
Week 5
- Erotic talk that does not make you cringe
- Building a weekly intimacy ritual
- Live cohort call #3
Week 6
- Maintenance plan
- When to seek 1:1 work
- Live cohort call #4 — graduation
Real outcomes
- R. & T., married 14 years. From 0×/month to 2×/week. "We were 8 months in when we bought it. By week 4 we were laughing in bed again. We had forgotten that."
- L. & M., married 22 years. The first real conversation about sex in a decade. "The week 2 yes/no/maybe conversation alone was worth the price."
What's included
- 42 days of couple lessons
- Audio-guided practices for two
- 4 live cohort coaching calls (recorded)
- Private community for the cohort
- Take-home maintenance protocol
What's NOT included
- 1:1 couples therapy (we can refer you)
- Affair recovery work (do that first)
- Crisis support (we provide referrals)
Pricing & guarantee
$597 per couple. Single payment. 14-day no-questions-asked refund.
The teacher
Co-led by a male and female tantra educator who work with couples year-round. Both are AASECT-aware and trauma-trained.
Free: "What actually killed the bedroom" — week 1 day 1
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Frequently asked questions
My partner is reluctant. Should I still buy?+
No. Both partners need to opt in. Send them the free lesson first; if they are open, return.
We have kids. When do we even do this?+
The practices are designed for parents — most can be done in 30 minutes after kids are asleep. We give you a scheduling guide.
What if we have very different libidos?+
Week 4 is dedicated to desire discrepancy. We do not try to make you the same; we build a shared practice that respects both.
We are LGBTQ+ — is the program for us?+
Yes, fully. Practices are not gender-locked. We provide variations for all couple configurations.
Refund?+
Full refund within 14 days, no questions asked.